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Waaaah!

Welcome to my pharmacy,
Drugs and pills as far as you can see
I enjoy your company
Just make sure you buy something from me

Please don't loiter, or lean on the wall
Drinking coffee and having a ball

'Cause you damn kids always spill stuff on the floor
And you don't clean it up, *and you stupid ass whore

Don't you know that I used to know karate
I'll punch you in the pee-pee, or i can just call the cops

I like to look at hot girls
'Specially cuties, boy they rock my world
Dirty man is how I'm known
Yes I like the school girl uniform

I use the mirror in the corner of store
To see some boobies and even some more
Oh hey hot booby girl
I dropped something on the floor
Hey could you bend over and pick it up

Don't you know my security cam record for me
So I can rewind it
And watch it to my hearts content