Back for good

May 15 2013

It will probably be best if this site is updated with one file per day than a bigger update with changes on the other pages most regulars won't notice. Anyways, here's Jordan's animation based on an Amazon review.

• Knuckle Blaster Stun Gun Jordan Comeaux
• Universal Headache WooleyWorld

I think Jordan made this animation just for the racist pun in the title.

• Gook Nuke 'Em Jordan Comeaux
• 10% Jordan Comeaux

The following is a much larger download than most animations because it is made with other tools and reimported into Flash. I cannot complain because it is from Jesse Jones, the creator of Forehead Shavecut.

• Timmy's Tumor Jesse Jones

So no one will get mad if I post one thing at a time?

Goodbye hgroup tag

April 25 2013

LazyBoy returns from a long Flash absense with the next Lazy Writing episode.

• Lazy Writing 8.5: Lawyered LazyBoy

Andrew TooMuchSpareTime Kepple heads up the second Garfield Collab. More insane than the first. Going to get you the Nuclear Bubble Wrap MP3 in a bit.

• The Best Garfield Falsh Animashun Collab Ever! 2 Lepy, Mikey Sarnie, Alex Whitington, WooleyWorld, Kai Hill, Jakob Dillon,
  Bart Craanen, Danny Tamez, Andrew Kepple, Lochláinn Kelly, Jerome Tan, Toxic the Machine AKA Bob Barker, Avid Lebon, David Lin, Mike G MP3
• The Best Garfield Falsh Animashun Collab Ever! 1 Andrew Kepple, Avid Lebon, R. Wappin, Toxic AKA Bob Barker, Mr Scriblam, and Catfood McFly

Alexandr Tanana in two updates in a row. This is his latest psychedelic masterpiece.

• ManuFaktura Alexandr Tanana

April Showers

April 20 2013

Every time Alexandr Tanana is featured, I get to repost Dash It!.

• Dash It! Alexandr Tanana MP3
• Christopher Walken\'s Animal Friends Steven Williams (Zippy Ragu)
• Warrior and Candle Alexandr Tanana
• Chuck Norris Passes Mario Alexandr Tanana
• Kids 20 Years from Now Matt Vargas
• The NFL: Bad Lip Reading Bad Lip Reading
• Funny Talking Animals BBC

I'm a fan of educational videos.

• Animation in the 1930s Paramount
• Calorie Detective Casey Neistat

• Tenacious DNA UppruniTegundanna
• Sliding Song Williams Micheal

So you may be wondering what has been happening on ABS without updates for so long. Long story short, everything on the main server crashed - hard drive failure. 99% of things were back later that same day because of backups and our amazing hosting, but it was a full-day process when dealing with over 13 years of files. There are some missing images from over a decade ago that I'll have to search some old CD-ROMs for.

In the meantime, improvements have been made to the mobile version of this site and we are gearing up for TOFA. So if you are an animator that wants some easy prize money, email me.

I'll be taking on a few more Web development clients (as I seem always do this time of year when TOFA is coming up), so if you are unhappy with your current site and want some Valid HTML5, Fancy CSS3 designs, and all the benefits of the modern Web, make your case.

I read it's not good to make promises, so I'll just say that I'll do my best to update again this week.