It will probably be best if this site is updated with one file per day than a bigger update with changes on the other pages most regulars won't notice. Anyways, here's Jordan's animation based on an Amazon review.
I think Jordan made this animation just for the racist pun in the title.
The following is a much larger download than most animations because it is made with other tools and reimported into Flash. I cannot complain because it is from Jesse Jones, the creator of Forehead Shavecut.
So no one will get mad if I post one thing at a time?