There you are all alone
Ain't got no one to hold
Ain't it swell? Ain't it great?
Trying to forget you can't get a date?

Singles Awareness Day!
So sad you're such a loser baby!
Singles Awareness Day!
Just in case you forgot you're all alone!

Singles Awareness Day!
Just thought you needed a reminder!
Singles Awareness Day!
An epidemic plague of V.D.

Another Holiday
Commercialized by corporate pussies!
Guess who ain't getting laid?
Everyone is having fun except for you.

Singles awareness day!
So sad you're such a loser baby!
Singles awareness day!
In case you forgot no one loves you.