Dance of the Manwhore Lyrics
Love as large as brontosaurus
Passion like a bleeding walrus
Our love is real it's no mirage
Want to lock you in my garage
Climb upon my trusty steed
Later you will taste my seed
This heart of mine is yours to capture
From now on til Velocirapture
Wield my passion like an axe
It's warm and gooey just like wax
You cannot tame such juicy lust
Can you withstand my manly musk
Roses are red violets are blue
I must eat yoghurt of off you
Know that I can never hold back
That might be why I smoke the crack
My father never loved me...
Love is like a ripened squid
It stinks with limp appendages
You scratch the rash that's on my ass
The itch only love can surpass
Yoghurt's a dish best served chilled
Forgot to get my prescription filled
Tonight I will have sex with you
Then we will prepare a stew
Just lie down and let me touch
I promise you it won't hurt much
Stalk like a lizard of the night
Come closer, Fernando won't bite
Tears and screams of pain and pleasure
Our gifts we will share forever
Drenched deep in sweaty brine
Is this blood yours or mine?