I'm a piggy
Big and chubby
What can I eat?
Hay and pellets
Fruits and veggies
Vitamic C!

I sleep and poop
I don't wear pants
No shoes on my feet
I'm so great and everyday it's all about me!

I have got my people trained to feed me all day
Rub my back and praise me
Feed me Timothy hay
Guinea Piggin'
Can you dig it?
Let's dance and say
Everyone should live their life the guinea pig way!