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 Candy Story

It was another [Pay Day] and I was tired of [Mr. Goodbar] . Then, I saw Miss [Hershey's] throwing me [Kisses] on the corner of [Clark] and [5th Avenue] . In no time I pulled out my [Whoppers] and began feeling her [Mounds] with my [Butterfinger] . "Hey, how'd you like to [Crunch] on my [Tootsie Rolls] ?", I asked. Well, she did, and it felt like pure [Almond Joy] . Then, I let her have my [Choco Taco] . She let out little [Snickers] and moaned, " [Oh Henry!] it feels [Good & Plenty] . Even better than the [3 Musketeers] . Oh, those beautiful [Sugar Babies] !!" She asked if I was into [M&Ms] . I said, "Why don't you take my [Whatchamacallit] and slip it in your [Bit-O-Honey] and feel my [MilkyWay] ?" Hey, I know men are from [Mars] and women are from Venus, but soon she began to get a little bit [Chunky] and nine months later... out came [Baby Ruth].