The AIM Officer 2
I got to play with AIM officer earlier, this was the result
DaOgre: : Hey I hear you work for AOL?
theAIMofficer095: : Yes sir.
DaOgre: : in their tech support department, is that true?
theAIMofficer095: : My shift is over though.
DaOgre: : OH...well maybe you could help me still?
theAIMofficer095: : One question, hurry.
DaOgre: : ok well... Im having trouble connecting to AOL
DaOgre: : I just cant log in
DaOgre: : I was wondering why that might be
theAIMofficer095: : Do you have a valid connection?
DaOgre: : I dont know, I try to log in but it wont let me on
DaOgre: : How do I know if I have a valid connection?
theAIMofficer095: : Do you use dial up or a cable modem?
DaOgre: : I dont use either
DaOgre: : I use my phone
DaOgre: : theres a cord going into my wall
DaOgre: : from my computer
DaOgre: : Does that mean I have a dial up cable modem or whatever?
theAIMofficer095: : Dial up sir.
DaOgre: : oh ok
theAIMofficer095: : Change the connection to home.
DaOgre: : so why wont it connect?
theAIMofficer095: : The location rather.
DaOgre: : how do I do that?
theAIMofficer095: : On AOL.
DaOgre: : the location connection?
theAIMofficer095: : Sign on screen.
DaOgre: : which window do I choose
DaOgre: : I dont have sign on
DaOgre: : just File
DaOgre: : Edit , print, window and sign off
theAIMofficer095: : Excuse me sir you are connected right now arent you
DaOgre: : how can I be connected?
DaOgre: : I cant log in
DaOgre: : it says the password is invalid
theAIMofficer095: : What are you using right now.
DaOgre: : every time I try to load up the website
DaOgre: : I dont know, a pen and paper
DaOgre: : and I think I wrote it down right
DaOgre: : but maybe the ink smudged?
theAIMofficer095: : You are a stupid ass retart.
DaOgre: : whats a retart?