Jessica TheDoll - Bunny Stories
Hey here's a joke I told you last time:
A group of bunnies are going to a party, they think they're
beautiful.(they were all female ones) It was still early so they lay on
the road and fell asleep. While they were asleep a car went over their
heads and their heads were all flar but they were asleep so they didn't
know. When they woke up they looked at each other and
screamed,"Aaaahhhhhh~~~your head is flat!!!!
Aaaaahhhhh~~~~aaahhhhh~~~~~aaaahhhhh~~~~~~!!!"
They didn't go to the party that night because their heads were all
flat.
I'll tell you another one later, ok?
So she did...
Ok here's another one I'll tell you more tomorrow, ok?
On a brunch of a tree there are some chickens dancing on it. A chicken
fall on the ground and at the same time a woman with high heels come,
she nearly stepped on it but she moved her feet immediately. But then
all the chickens fall on the ground, that woman was in a panic and she
stepped on all the chickens and the chickens were all flat.
This next one is apparently a classic of hers.
You might not have heard this one cuz it's a new one I made it up not
long ago:
I made this joke up when a girl in my class was eating a banana the
other day:
On a banana tree there's a monkey and a guy's sleeping under the tree.
The monkey throw a banana at that guy's head that guy was very angry
he
saw the monkey and he goes,"Fucken monkey! I'll squash that banana!!"
and the monkey goes,"No! Don't kill my banana!! Don't kill my banana!!"
A guy's sleeping on the grass and a bunny with front teeth sticking out
is picking carrots and she was throwing carrots at that guy and she was
laughing like,"Vre,vre,vre,vre!!! Vre vre vre vre!!!" coz shes got her
front tooth sticking out,that guy was very angry he saw the bunny and
he
goes,"Fucken bunny! I'll break that carrot!!" and the bunny goes,
"Aahh~~ don't kill my carrot!! Don't kill my carrot!!"
It might sounds funnier if I say it to u coz the funniest part of it is
when the bunny's laughing like,"Vre,vre,vre!!"and it's a shame that you
can't hear me making that sound it's real funny!
Hey ya this one's mental:
The people of a village were having an assembly when suddenly a wicked
witch came and she said to the village people,"You are all
dinosaurs!"and the village people goes,"We are all dinosaurs~" under
the
witch's spell. And now if you go to that village you can see people on
the street going like,"Hehehe I'm a tyrannosaurus hehehe~" or "Huhuhu
I'm a triceratops huhuhuhuhu!!" or "Haha I'm a nodosaurus oh hahahaha!"
or "shishishishi I'm a plateosaurus shishishi~" everyone in the village
is mad they think they're dinosaurs. And the wicked witch was like,"Oh
hehehehe it's so funny hehehe!" every time the witch laughs she always
jump up and down and unfortunetly when she was laughing she was
standing
in front of a bunny cave and the bunnies were coming out the cave and
she jumped on all the bunnies and the bunnies were all flat.
The next one really made me think. Please note, DO NOT TAKE HER ADVISE.
Well this ones not really a joke but its funny!
Natalie(a friend, a girl in my class) asked me how I always do so well
for tests and I said to her: Ok I'll teach you. Every night before you
have a test you don't have to pray god for good marks but pray him to
give you a dream that has an octopus in it and that night you'll dream
of an octopus he'll say to you,"You must get 100% for you test
tomorrow." and you have to say,"Yes I'll get 100% for my test, I'll
certainly do." and he'll go,"Promise you you'll get 100% for the test
otherwise someone's gonna cut my legs off." and you'll have to say,"Yes
I promise I'll get 100% for my test, I won't let anyone cut your legs
off Mr Octopus!"
Then the next day when you're doing the test you'll see an invisible
octopus in front of you, no one can see him but you, and he's gonna
tell
you the answers, octopuses have eight legs so they can do eight
questions at a time and he'll be telling you the answers like,"Here we
go, the first answer is 5, the second is .........(and so on)" and then
you'll get 100% right, and if you don't that means you didn't listen to
him properly, like me, sometimes I argue with Mr Octopus I go,"No
you're
wrong Mr Pooh the answer is 1! Shut up or I'll give you a sausage for
dinner!!"
And that, is how I get good mark for tests!
And there's more...
There's fat guy in our class he was walking down the stairs but he was
too fat and wasn't good at balancing so he rolled down the stairs and
as
he rolled down you can hear,'Bong! Bong! Bong! Bong!' coz he's very fat
and he was like,"Aahh! Aahh! Aahh! Aahh!" after he rolled down the
stairs he looked up(he was lying on the bottom floor)and suddenly a
bunny with front teeth sticking out appeared and she goes,"Aahh~(very
long)vre vre vre vre vre vre! Vre vre vre vre vre vre!(very fast)"(she
laughs like that coz she has front teeth sticking out)and while she was
laughing that fat guys mum came she was also very fat she was very
angry
and when the bunny realized that she was behind her she was like,"Vre
vre vre vre.....vre vre....vre.... (getting slower and softer)"and then
that fat guys mum kicked the bunny away and the bunny flew into the air
and she was like,"Aaaaaaahhhhhh~~~"
I just made it up last time when my social study teacher told us that
in
China there's about 25 new born babied every minute and I made up this
joke:
In China there are 25 new born lizards every minute and there was a
kangaroo that eats lizrds and he eats 25 lizards every minute and he
goes,"25 lizards a minute keeps me healthy!" and every time he eats a
lizard he goes,"Um yummy! Lizards are so sweet!"and that's
why dinosaurs extinxt because the kangaroo ate up all of them every
minute!(dinosaurs means 'large lizards')and when the kangaroo catches
the lizards he's always like,"Hehehe lizards have heads like
basketballs
and fingers like sausages hehehe!"and the lizards were
like,"Aahh~don't eat my sausage fingers and my head like basketballs!!
Aahh~Aahh~aahh~!!"
Are you ready for one more? Put on the 3D goggles I supplied you with for this one.
In the house there's a female bunny and she's putting on make ups.
Outside the window there's a male bunny, he loved that female bunny and
he was trying to peep her from the window but was too short to reach so
he jumped up to see her and was going like,"Vre vre vre vre!!" cuz he
was excited. And that female bunny turned around but that bunny has
already landed on the ground so she's like,"Eee????"
and turned back. And then that male bunny kept on jumping and going
like,"Vre vre vre vre!!!" and that female buny kept on turning around
and goes,"Eeee????" but every time she turned the bunny had already
landed on the ground. That male bunny was jumping higher and higher cuz
he was getting so excited at last he bumped his head on the roof that
sticks out and bounced back on the ground and he's like,"Aaaaahhh!!"
and unfortunetly when he bounced back on the ground he hit his front teeth
on the wall and his front teeth were broken so he had no front teeth.
These were all from Jessica TheDoll. Thank you for your content, Jessica.
Something is better than nothing. According to her you have to hear her make the Vreee sounds for the jokes to be funny. More Jessica TheDoll jokes to come, hopefully.