Fuzzy math
It's fuzzy math
It's fuzzy math
I'm practicing fuzzy math

For a long time we needed to fudge the numbers
And not tell the truth
For diplomacy to be effective
The lies must be credible

The best way to win an election is deliberate deception
Same thing happened in 2000
George Bush lost
And I know that

So let me just tell you what the facts are
After my plan's in place
The wealthiest Americans
Won't pay any tax at all

I came to this office to serve corporate America
We must pass problems onto others
Now is the time to give corporations the people's money
And president George W. Bush will damn the consequences

What I care about is money
I want that corporate soft money
More money
I also want to get some federal money
Federal money
Your money
More money
More money is needed and I spend more money

It's money that uuuh, my administation has borrowed
Loading up I.O.U.s for future generations

And you know what?
We have spent the surplus
When the idea is
It's time to bust this economy
Let's get it done
Once and for all

Fuzzy math
It's fuzzy math
It's fuzzy math
I'm practicing fuzzy math

For a long time we needed to fudge the numbers
And not tell the truth
For diplomacy to be effective
The lies must be credible

I urge congress to join me in advancing fraud
By weakening standards and accountability
We will continue to produce corporate scandals
I'm against working people
And tonight I announce exports of jobs are on the rise

I came to this office to serve corporate America
We must pass problems onto others
Now is the time to give corporations the people's money
And president George W. Bush will damn the consequences

So I signed a low that's gonna hurt our economy
We will take defences measures against progress and pluralism
To help wealthy people get ahead
With unemployment rising
Yet it's not growing past enough
And congress must provide the funds to punish every worker in America
My idea is the riskiest of all options

After my plan is in place all poor seniors will pay a higher percentage of taxes
We have an economy that is not as unfair and as it should be
In my mind there is no doubt my plan is a drag on our economy

I want to power the wealthiest of Americans because they want a better rate of return
And the poorest Americans must be responsible

Much of our job growth will be found in the American military
But its goal is making money
Members of congress
Vice president Cheney
As we gather tonight
We constitute an Axis of Evil

I came to this office to serve corporate America
We must pass problems onto others
Now is the time to give corporations the people's money
And president George W. Bush will damn the consequences

Fuzzy math
It's fuzzy math
It's fuzzy math
I'm praciticing fuzzy math

For a long time we needed to fudge the numbers
And not tell the truth
For diplomacy to be effective
The lies must be credible

Dang