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d i g i t a l tu: dude
omg m1keh: sup
d i g i t a l tu: i got a fbi warrant for my arrest
d i g i t a l tu: im on the run right now
d i g i t a l tu: they came to the house n rated me n took everything
d i g i t a l tu: with swat n all
d i g i t a l tu: i think imma head to boston
d i g i t a l tu: wanna meet up?
d i g i t a l tu: i got a fake passport
omg m1keh: haha does this mean im like gonna get in trouble now if i know sh*t
d i g i t a l tu: umm
d i g i t a l tu: for what
omg m1keh: i dunno who cares
d i g i t a l tu: u gonna go rat on me pfft
omg m1keh: no haha
omg m1keh: why did that happen tho i dont get it
d i g i t a l tu: so far into the drug buisness
d i g i t a l tu: they trippin
d i g i t a l tu: tripped
d i g i t a l tu: i didnt think it was a big deal
omg m1keh: if they catch u are u goin to prison
d i g i t a l tu: federal
d i g i t a l tu: prison
d i g i t a l tu: god damnit
d i g i t a l tu: im on the run with a fake eerything
omg m1keh: pound me in the ass federal prison?
d i g i t a l tu: imma head to barbadoes to get my money
omg m1keh: id f*ckin book it right on outta the us
d i g i t a l tu: ur the only 1 the fbi hasn gotten too
omg m1keh: canada or some sh*t
omg m1keh: wheres barbados
d i g i t a l tu: philipines
d i g i t a l tu: bank account of shore
d i g i t a l tu: if fbi comes o ur door what u tell em
omg m1keh: i dont know sh*t
d i g i t a l tu: nah just tell em im a cs buddy
omg m1keh: ok
omg m1keh: they probably gonna be like heres my card call us if he tries to contact u
omg m1keh: haha like in the movies
d i g i t a l tu: yup
d i g i t a l tu: actually
d i g i t a l tu: they might take ur comp
omg m1keh: gay haha
omg m1keh: will they buy me a new one
d i g i t a l tu: nope
d i g i t a l tu: give u urs
d i g i t a l tu: in a few days
omg m1keh: ill delete aim log later
d i g i t a l tu: umm
d i g i t a l tu: k
omg m1keh: should i or no
d i g i t a l tu: i would
omg m1keh: i got dead aim so it logs the sh*t
d i g i t a l tu: lwell
d i g i t a l tu: its their unless u reformat
d i g i t a l tu: so f*ck it
omg m1keh: ill reformat i dont care
omg m1keh: i reformatted a few days ago anyway
d i g i t a l tu: u wanna go on a lil trip with me?
d i g i t a l tu: imma change my sn
d i g i t a l tu: so after u reformat
d i g i t a l tu: imma im u
omg m1keh: ok
omg m1keh: whats it gonna be
d i g i t a l tu: ill say its l33 for u to know
d i g i t a l tu: l337
d i g i t a l tu: not sure what uimma use
omg m1keh: ok
d i g i t a l tu: where u wanna go
d i g i t a l tu: i got almost a mill
d i g i t a l tu: to run on
omg m1keh: damn
d i g i t a l tu: dude they shot my f*cking dog!
omg m1keh: why the f*ck would they do that
d i g i t a l tu: it was dark when they came
d i g i t a l tu: n 1 shot him on accident
omg m1keh: how did u get away
d i g i t a l tu: u f*cking was just gettin home n they busted in
d i g i t a l tu: i*
omg m1keh: and they didnt get u?
d i g i t a l tu: n slashed all their tires like super quick they were so busy inside my house n parked down the street so it was easy
omg m1keh: hahaha
omg m1keh: thats ill bill
d i g i t a l tu: then took of in a unmarked police car just down the street to my girls house n i took her car well mine but hers n now in florida
omg m1keh: ur in fl now?
d i g i t a l tu: yup
d i g i t a l tu: bout to fly ou
omg m1keh: what part
d i g i t a l tu: u wanna cum to holland with me?
d i g i t a l tu: miami
d i g i t a l tu: in the f*ckin bech with my uncle n cousin
d i g i t a l tu: they went to his house first
d i g i t a l tu: smart f*ckers
omg m1keh: how do they know where to go
d i g i t a l tu: to bad hes got underground access to his house they do not know bout like n old slave hall
d i g i t a l tu: they know everything
d i g i t a l tu: but not my moms side of the family who live in holland cus i got 3 last names n cant be fully traced
omg m1keh: nosey bastards
omg m1keh: are u gonna hit up amsterdam
d i g i t a l tu: so u wanna come for like a few weeks?
d i g i t a l tu: yup
omg m1keh: i only got like 20 bucks and i dunno what id tell my mom haha
d i g i t a l tu: spring break n i got half a mill , ill turn that to a mill in a day or 2
d i g i t a l tu: dude
d i g i t a l tu: yay or nay
d i g i t a l tu: im buyin tickets now online
omg m1keh: im not gonna be able to man sorry
d i g i t a l tu: u enjoy ur basement that much?
omg m1keh: no haha
omg m1keh: it sucks but what am i supposed to tell my mom
d i g i t a l tu: this is a once in a lifetime opportunity
d i g i t a l tu: leave a not
d i g i t a l tu: im living life
d i g i t a l tu: n growing up
d i g i t a l tu: n ill call u
d i g i t a l tu: l8z
omg m1keh: see ya
d i g i t a l tu: c
d i g i t a l tu: dude
omg m1keh: what
d i g i t a l tu: what u gonna do with u life
d i g i t a l tu: come on
d i g i t a l tu: c*m
d i g i t a l tu: i always wanted a lil bro
omg m1keh: i wanna go with u but i dunno if thats exactly the best idea if u got the po pos all up ur ass
d i g i t a l tu: dude
d i g i t a l tu: i got multiple identities
d i g i t a l tu: their gonna
d i g i t a l tu: go
d i g i t a l tu: international on me
d i g i t a l tu: my cousin looks 100% like me
d i g i t a l tu: im using his passport n identity
d i g i t a l tu: he live in new zealand n will forever in a super smal hick town
omg m1keh: isnt that in like australia
d i g i t a l tu: of the coast a lil island
d i g i t a l tu: with only like 1million population in a country
omg m1keh: so what are u gonna do just live in europe for the rest of your life
d i g i t a l tu: travel the world
d i g i t a l tu: club to club
d i g i t a l tu: hoe to hoe
d i g i t a l tu: house to house
d i g i t a l tu: til i cant pary n e more than retie in italy
d i g i t a l tu: maybe open a lan arcade when i retire
omg m1keh: heh
d i g i t a l tu: live life
d i g i t a l tu: end of story
d i g i t a l tu: i mean f*ck
d i g i t a l tu: alright last chance for now
d i g i t a l tu: im ordering tickets
omg m1keh: i cant go right now im sorry
d i g i t a l tu: grow sum balls
d i g i t a l tu: become a man
d i g i t a l tu: u gonna leave with ur mom all ur life?
d i g i t a l tu: i mean come on
d i g i t a l tu: ill teach u everything
omg m1keh: what am i supposed to do
omg m1keh: just leave here and thats that
d i g i t a l tu: just til u no longer r having the f*cking time of ur life
d i g i t a l tu: i mean isnt that whats life is all about livin?
d i g i t a l tu: or is to become a another zombie in this nation brain washed by society
omg m1keh: i see what u mean and u make a point i just dunno if i can leave my family just like that
d i g i t a l tu: see whats out in this huge but small world
d i g i t a l tu: dude
d i g i t a l tu: u can send for them to visit u
d i g i t a l tu: theyd be so proud
omg m1keh: i dont think my mom would be proud
d i g i t a l tu: that u went out n made sumthing of urself became so successful
d i g i t a l tu: traveled the world
d i g i t a l tu: or sum of it
d i g i t a l tu: i mean f*ck
omg m1keh: how would i be succesful
omg m1keh: i have no money or anything
omg m1keh: i have no highschool diploma
omg m1keh: no ged
omg m1keh: i dont have sh*t
d i g i t a l tu: dude
omg m1keh: yeah
d i g i t a l tu: ive earned tons fo money all my yound adult life running buisnesses n am gonna open a few whereveer i go no prob, plus my whole family owns buisnesses n i know alot of sh*t n omg u have no idea, i can teach u everything
d i g i t a l tu: i mean what r ur goals in life bro
omg m1keh: i dunno i planed on gettin my get in may and then goin to a college in orlando if i passed it
omg m1keh: thats it really
d i g i t a l tu: dude
d i g i t a l tu: alright
d i g i t a l tu: well
d i g i t a l tu: i just bought the tickets u can prolly cum again in a few weeks
d i g i t a l tu: i dont get u man
d i g i t a l tu: this is every avg human beings dream
d i g i t a l tu: n only thing i ask in return is to teach u, help u, have fun with u, support u til u can urself
d i g i t a l tu: be the cool guy u r
omg m1keh: its sounds like alot of fun i just dunno if i can just leave behind everything just like that its somethin im really gonna have to think about
omg m1keh: im not trying to disrespect u or anything by not going
omg m1keh: also if ur gonna be on the run and sh*t id probably slow u down and sh*t which ur not gonna need
d i g i t a l tu: im not on the run
d i g i t a l tu: i was
d i g i t a l tu: just til i got safe
d i g i t a l tu: with
d i g i t a l tu: new identity
d i g i t a l tu: n everything
d i g i t a l tu: u cant even recgonize me
d i g i t a l tu: well
d i g i t a l tu: all i gotaa say
d i g i t a l tu: before u say no
d i g i t a l tu: realize 50yrs from now u will regret this so bad..... just think bout that
omg m1keh: yeah i might i just cant leave everything i know just like that
d i g i t a l tu: ur not
omg m1keh: how wouldnt i be
d i g i t a l tu: only for like the first few week or months ull be MIA than bam u explain everything n rbing ur family to europe to c , that u got an opportunity to go to skool out here free n sum bulsh*t n i promise theyll be so proud
omg m1keh: my mom will call the cops if im gone
d i g i t a l tu: umm
d i g i t a l tu: sick of ur excuses, ur just not ready
d i g i t a l tu: still a lil boy
d i g i t a l tu: with no ambition
omg m1keh: this reverse physcology sh*t isnt gonna work man
omg m1keh: it sounds like fun but seriously i cant just walk out like that
d i g i t a l tu: im just saying str8
d i g i t a l tu: its true
d i g i t a l tu: i understand
d i g i t a l tu: u still a lil boy
omg m1keh: fine i guess i am
omg m1keh: ive lived at home all my life and dont have anything my own so i guess i am
d i g i t a l tu: hey
d i g i t a l tu: mike
omg m1keh: what
d i g i t a l tu: u know why ive only offered this opporuunity to u
omg m1keh: no i wanted to ask but i didnt wanna offend u
d i g i t a l tu: cus im gay n i really like you
d i g i t a l tu: APril FOOLS!!!!!! hahahha
omg m1keh: man
omg m1keh: i cant believe this sh*t
d i g i t a l tu: gotcha thinkin didnt i?!?!
omg m1keh: yeah u did
omg m1keh: f*ckin owned me
d i g i t a l tu: hey do u have the hwole convo?
omg m1keh: yes hahaha
d i g i t a l tu: thats y they call me l337
d i g i t a l tu: send it to me plz
d i g i t a l tu wants to directly connect.
d i g i t a l tu is now directly connected.
d i g i t a l tu: imma put this on albinoblacksheep right now, ill change ur sn too
omg m1keh: thanks haha
omg m1keh: please do