May 14 2008 Tube Tuesdays (on Wednesday)

Before I get back to posting your games and animations, I am experimenting.

Every once in a while I like to showcase work that you definitely search for, but may be interested to see anyways (like hour-long lectures!) Earlier this month A.J. Jacobs held a discussion at Google Headquaters about his book on religious rules. I'm actually more fascinated by Michael Pollan's discussion on food and health in our society, and how health nuts actually suffer from something Pollan calls orthorexia rather than becoming healthier.

8-bit video game character made a topic on ABS Forums called how much do you not care about the internet? I'm suprised at just how much someone could not care. His post follows:

Well if you guys really must know, I don't care at all about the internet. I don't read half the posts on here and I don't even know who most of you guys are. You see, I have this thing we call a life. How many girlfriends have you guys had? I just broke up with my 34th today. No big deal, lots of other fish in the ocean. What level are you in World of Warcraft? Me, well... it would depend on which character I'm playing. As you see I'm a pretty busy guy so I don't have time for internet forum bullsh*t.

I noticed some people like to insult me sometimes, a few of my threads and posts get trashed... heh doesn't bother me one bit. Actually it amuses me at how much people care about what I post on the internet. The only reason I made this thread was for personal amusement. You are all like puppets to me... so predictable. I can see it now... the mods desperately refreshing the forum index to see if I made a post so they can trash it. But they don't realize I'm in control here. I'm holding out just to make them angrier. Then I finally decide to make a post... and by the time they finished reading my latest masterpiece of a burn they're fuming mad. Probably slapping their computers and shouting at this point. They trash that post as soon as their chubby fingers can hit the right button, but by then I've already made five more posts with my alt accounts just to piss them off! Yep that's how I roll. I've got several accounts with fake emails and use proxies so they can never catch me for good. So entertaining, watching people trying so hard to stop me when I put zero effort into my posting. You know, because I don't even care about this place. Have fun faggots, I'll check back on this thread in a few weeks when I'm done f*c-king my gf and leveling up my Everquest characters.

May 5 2008 Cinco de Mayo

Spoofm0nkey from the Borat Soundboard, Video Killed The YTMND Star, Mouse Madness and more is back with a new animated music video.

Block Buster is now enabled for high scores.

The anonymous artist behind the ScientLOLojyuuichi!! song is... Nuclear Bubble Wrap. You can download a remastered version of the MP3 here.

The anonymous artist behind the ScientLOLojyuuichi!! animation, though, is still behind the curtains, and only I know who he or she is - and I ain't gonna say. Here's a remastered version of the animation.

Was Tom Cruise talking to Oprah last week about the above animation?

A video that recently surfaced on the Internet of an animated Cruise extolling the virtues of Scientology was taken "totally out of context," because it was specifically made for a Scientology event, [Tom Cruise] said. - Associated Press

By "animated Cruise" they must mean Tom Cruise's expressions, and not literally an animated video. Sorry, NitWitt. False alarm.

Now for the Cinco de Mayo part of the update where I realize ABS is lacking a good amount of Mexican-related animations or even videos.

April 29 2008 Chumby

The Exorcist in 30 Seconds Re-enacted by Bunnies playing on the Chumby

Albino Blacksheep hit the news wires this morning. A select few game developers from ABS were chosen by Chumby Industries to have their mouse-and-keyboard Flash games converted to touch-screen, motion sensor Flash games. These games can be played on the open-source touch-screen and motion sensor Chumby device pictured above.

The Chumby is a semi-portable Wi-Fi enabled widget device. If you don't yet own a Chumby, play the games below using your mouse and keyboard.

April 22 2008 Earth Day / Passover 2008

First the Earth Day related files.

Happy Passover.

There can never be enough excuses to the The Llama Song. Bad parodies always welcome.

April 14 2008 Chocolate Man and Cripple Boy

It's a looooong load (even after the loading bar seems to be done), but well worth it.

April 12 2008 Teaser

I've seen it. It will be epic, and it will come soon.

Here's the first volume of Nameless 6 to get you up to speed.

April 11 2008 Boy and Robot

The latest Boy and Robot episode.

You can see every B&R episode from the beginning.

Hello. You know that generic computer generated sound you were looking for? Well, have a listen to this.

April 9 2008 Aaaaaand we're back.

The return of animutation? Sparky has one more coming to ABS soon.

My favourite game from John Hattan is Meltdown. He's been creating games before you were born, and some of his Flash games are remakes of very old Windows games originally developed by him.

Many of you noticed that every year I create an April Fool's prank. Last year I created Google Animation in the morning of April 1, 2007. Later in the day I posted an article with user comments about it: April Fool's 2007.

The 2008 prank will be moved up to 2009. I ended up getting very sick, and not only couldn't create an April Fool's prank, but also couldn't update for a while. Furthermore, I have some real big news that I don't want to post until May because it can be mistaken for an April Fool's prank - even a late one.

Here's some un-official rules about posting on Albino Blacksheep Forums according to experienced member Sirhan Duran.

Sirhan Duran @ Mar 15 2008, 11:15 PM)

HOW YOU DO NOT POST ON ABS

PART I: GENERAL POSTING
Do not use twenty words when five will do. Do not try to make friends. Do not try to endear yourself to anyone, ever. Avoid complex or compound sentences. Do not try to "burn", "pwn," or "trick" anyone. Do not be optimistic about your chances of acceptance. There is no such thing as friendship, only bored amusement. There is no such thing as entertainment, only less boredom. You are not happy, you are only less apathetic than usual. You do not like the mainstream because you are not a sheep; you can only reference the mainstream ironically. You do not like the underground because you are not a faggot; you can only reference the underground ironically. Watch your spelling and grammar so that people won't think you're an idiot. But mess up your spelling and grammar occasionally so people won't think you're a faggot. Disparage the forum but not the forumgoers, not even the shitty ones, until you've got a higher postcount. But remember that postcount doesn't matter. Disparage the mods always. Remember that you don't care about other people but never actually say you don't because that's interpreted as drama. Before replying to a post remember that sarcasm has been known to go as deep as five layers and you've almost certainly misunderstood. Preview your post before you send it. Keep a die next to your keyboard; when you're about to post roll, and if it shows evens then go ahead. If not, exit your browser and try again tomorrow. Remember that most users are gimmick accounts or trolls, with the exception of the A-Team. If you make a mistake and are called out, pretend it was sarcastic and then imply that the person who called you out is mentally deficient. But don't use words like "mentally deficient". Unless it's sarcastic. And never ever ever draw out a conversation with anyone, ever, because by the end of three post-and-reply exchanges, it's either a circlejerk or a drama. Maybe both, but never neither.

Membership is free and there are no ads. Keep in mind, it is a forum unlike other forums you may have visited.

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