Albino Blacksheep

A Pirate Christmas

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A Pirate Christmas Lyrics

Yo ho ho it's a pirate christmas
Let's make our wishes
to steal Santa's riches
It's christmas time
And we're stealing dimes
Us pirates on the seas living lives of crimes
We're on the naughty list
Because we turned a trick
And plundered the sled of that old St. Nick

It's a pirate's life for me this year on Christmas
Yo ho ho ho we'll steal Santa's bag of riches
That's the present pirates want for christmas wishes
Yo ho ho ho we're take his dough cause we're that vicious

From Santa Clause we asked for 20 Macaws
Or birds of prey that he could bring on his sleigh
Among other things, we asked for diamond rings
And to cover our ship with the richest bling
A gold hook for me cause Im an amputee
And 7 gold ingots from the Port of Belize
A shinny new compass would do well for me
And a map to the treasures that are lost out to see
A barrel of rum before this list is done
For me pirating ways, a new flintlock gun
A new flags to be had cause this one's in tethers
Me mate sea dawg wants new hats with feathers
One eyed willy wants a new glass eye
Cause the one he's got now makes him look to the side
Cannons and mortars we'll take just a few
And a new cook aboard who can make better stew
Barnacle Bill, he'd like a tattoo
Of wenches doing things that are surely taboo
And last but not least we'd like to run Santa through
We'll fire the cannons when he comes into view

It's a pirate's life for me this year on Christmas
Yo ho ho ho we'll steal Santa's bag of riches
That's the present pirates want for christmas wishes
Yo ho ho ho we're take his dough cause we're that vicious

So we waited for Santa in the Port of Main
Off the starboard side we heard the bells as he came
Ahoy me gunner, set a volley or two
So he let off the cannons he knew just what to do
With a glorious roar we fired away
But Santa called to his reindeer to speed up his sleigh
The Sled came to a stop at the edge of the ship
And he jumped on board doing a Ninja Flip!
Avast Ye Santa, what a pleasure indeed
We plan to board yer sled just to make ye bleed
Now gimme yer bag filled with pirate stuff
From the list that I made I'm sure there's enough

Ho ho ho you privateers I've come only to wish you christmas cheers
We received your list up in the north pole, but I brought no presents
I shall leave only coal!

Oh what's that Santa? Ye think yer tough?
Rope him up mateys we just called his bluff
We're gonna rob yer presents scuttle yer sled
That's all fer christmas, Santa's good as dead
Walk the plank I screamed at St. Nick
But he caught me in the shin with a karate kick
Then he called to his reindeer and aware of his peril
They knocked down my men just as if they were barrels
Santa jumped in his sled and away he sped
(HO HO HO) he exclaimed as he fled.
Curse ye santa and the waters ye tread
Oh I hate that santa and his suit made of red

HO HO HO now the joke is on you
You stole the wrong bag fer yer pirate crew!

When we checked in the bag, to see what we stole
twerent an ounce of booty, santa left only coal!!!