I Will Beat Pac-Man!

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I Will Beat Pac-Man! Lyrics

I will beat pac-man

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I'M GONNA BEAT PAC-MAN!
I'M GONNA BEAT PAC-MAN!
I'VE BEEN PLAYING IT FOR 20 YEARS NOW,
AND I STILL HAVEN'T BEATEN IT!
I'M ON LEVEL EIGHT-HUNDRED SIXTY-FIVE,
BUT I'M CONVINCED THERE'S AN ENDING TO THIS ---fracking--- GAME!
I WILL BEAT PAC-MAAAAAN!

INKY, BLINKY, PINKY, STINKY, WINKY;
WHATEVER YOUR GODDAM GHOST NAMES ARE!
I'M GONNA EAT EVERY LAST ONE OF YOU!
I'M GONNA GET A GODDAM POWER PELLET,
AND I'M GONNA EAT YOU!
I'M GONNA EAT EVERY LAST ONE OF YOU GHOSTS!

AND LOOK!
THERE'S A BANANA FLYING ACROSS THE SCREEN!
YOU GHOSTS THINK YOU CAN STOP ME FROM GETTIN' IT!?
WELL, YOU'RE WRONG GODDAM IT!
YOU ARE BIG TIME WRONG!
...
MMM THAT WAS A GOOD BANANA!
I EVEN ATE THE SKIN!
I DON'T CARE!
CUZ I'M PAC-MAAAAN!

WHAT THE HELL IS THIS!?
NOW THERE'S A PRETZEL FLYING ACROSS THE SCREEN!
I JUST ATE A BANANA!
I DON'T FEEL LIKE A PRETZEL!!

...pac-man...

You're ruining my life.
You're draining my bank account.
Pac-man... YOU'VE GOTTA STOP IT!
YOU'VE GOTTA STOP IT!
STOP TAKING MY MONEY PAC-MAN!
GODDAMMIT WHEN WILL THIS GAME EVER END!?
I DON'T WANNA PLAY PAC-MAN ANYMORE,
BUT I DON'T WANNA QUIT!
CUZ I'M SURE IT'S JUST ONE MORE LEVEL I'VE GOTTA BEAT!
JUST ONE MORE LEVEL AND THERE WILL BE SOME GRAND FINALE I'M SURE!
SOME GRAND GODDAM FINALE!
PAC-MAN! YOU ARE MINE!!!!!!!!!!