October 2003 >
Happy Hallowe'en (Halloween) October 30, 2003
- Default Theme Sners
- Evil Theme Sners
- Hay Hay (It Ain't Hay) Shmorky
- The End of The World USA
- F*cking USA North Korea
- Bookmark this page
Trick or Treat:
- Subliminal Music and Images LordEihwaz
- Where's Waldo
- Kikia Netspooky
- Metro
- Visa Två Magnus Angermund
- Good Intentions Spudnewt
- Haunted House Screen Saver Freeze
- Freaky Personal Horoscope... Sara Freder
- Homestar Haloween Homestar Runner
- OddTodd Halloween: II OddTodd
Now, for the scariest of all:
- Badgers (Badger, Mushroom, Snake) J. Picking (Weeble)
- Badgers 2 (Lovely) J. Picking (Weeble)
- Hamsters (Hamster Dance)
- Mr. Nice Mr. Skettch
Next one, Next one. October 26, 2003
This was going to be the Hallowe'en update, but I figured it was too early, so here are some files that will not scare you. Also, apoc has recorded the third "White Boy" video for us next update.
- Del Gazeebo Natalie Ballard
- RSVP Pop & Company
- Aritist's Statement No. 45,730,944: The Perfect Artistic Web Site Young-Hae Chang
- Honda CRV Game
- Letter Order DORK
- Boring 3D Archive Jimmy Maidens
- Somebody do something to this cat!!!1!11!11!1 Kazki
By the way, RSVP is a very addictive game.
96 Dar ul Harb 10/19/2003 12:04PM PST
Kudos to you for speaking up.
Sometimes that's all it takes for people to realize that every other word coming out of their mouth is "f*cking", they don't even realize they're doing it.
<NES> lol
<NES> I download something from Napster
<NES> And the same guy I downloaded it from starts downloading it from me when I'm done
<NES> I message him and say "What are you doing? I just got that from you"
<NES> "getting my song back f*cker"
Exitao:
Just keep one of your eyes tightly shut and casually walk across the room.
Smile as you reach her.
Gently take her hand.
Place object in palm and close it without letting her see what it was.
Casually walk away and grin while you imagine her expression as she opens her hand to discover a glass eye.
Milk! October 19, 2003
- Milk and Cereal VT's Finest
- Telescoping Ladder QVC
- The French Erotic Film or Colin Mochrie versus Jesus H. Christ Andrew Kepple
- City Jumper Eric LaBadie
- Lunar Landing MJ-12
Apoc gained a little online popularity from his "White Boy" video from last update. He made a new one, for those who didn't believe it was really him, apoc, in the video. The video even features the ABS Chat room:
White Boy 2 by apoc
Why does everyone who makes low budget movies submitted to ABS live in the suburbs?:
- The Maytricks Karki
- 3 Fast, 3 Furious l33tmonk3ysuiter3w
Airbrush, the harsh reality (hover your mouse over and out):
- Blonde Greg Apodaca
- Bikini Greg Apodaca
- Sweater Greg Apodaca
- Greg's Digital Retouching Portfolio Greg Apodaca
* Edi is devistated
<AB|Away> just stopping in saying hi
* Edi loooooooooooooves her rodent
* TYGA-GONE cuddles edi
<TYGA-GONE> im sorry hun
<Edi> ;_;
* Edi has been crying for the past hour
<AB|Away> why??
<AB|Away> what's wrong?
<Edi> Hamster...
<AB|Away> again?
<AB|Away> :(
<TYGA-GONE> :(
<AB|Away> you need a cage for them
Canadian Thanksgiving October 13, 2003
- The 5th Avocado Sound-O-Vision
- Can O' Swedes Andrew Kepple
- Sausages (Daddy would you like some sausage?) Jonneh
- Crispy New Freestyle Andy Milonakis
- Japanese Ping Pong
- Mr. Nice Mr. Skettch
- Bookmark this Site
- Junkbot Lego
- Smilies Download
- Cursors Download
Congradulations for those who figured out last time that The 5th Avocado is a somewhat of a Parody of Fight Club.
Being a human beatbox is becoming a very popular trend. Here is a site that has a number of tutorials in flash format on how to get started: Beat Box
Mix a human beatbox with Andy Milonakis' freestyling, and you've got some candy for the ears.
Themes are back:
- LGF Theme Sners
- Windows Theme Sners
- Reverse Theme Sners
- Default Theme Sners
The Forum themes are saved thoughout all the pages of the forum. By the way, feel free to make your own themes for ABS and submit them via the Forum.
<+BladeTR> TSAR
* Wolf kicks death in the face
<+BladeTR> OK
* %Death kills wolf
<+BladeTR> YOU GIVE ME 300$ OR I EXPOSE YOU
<TsarIvan> lol
<TsarIvan> Expose me?
<+BladeTR> TOO LATE
<+BladeTR> http://www.absforums.com/index.php?showtopic=5567
<TsarIvan> sh*t man
<+BladeTR> I tryed to extort TsarIvan for 300$ or I show this video of him, unfortunately he didnt come up with the money so here you go:
whiteboy.WMV
addison 10/12/2003 09:20PM PST :
"Schwarzenegger, who, like Hitler, is a native of Austria . . ."
CNN? Oh, that's that network with Larry King, who, like the Son of Sam, is a native of Brooklyn. Used to be owned by Ted Turner, who, like the Cincinnati Strangler, is a native of Cincinnati. Now part of Time Warner, founded by the Warner Brothers, the oldest of whom, Harry Warner, like many Auschwitz guards, was a native of Poland.
<glome> Who stole the cookie from the cookie jar?!
<content> glome stole the cookie from the cookie jar!
<glome> Who me?!
<content> Yes you!
<glome> Couldn't be!
<content> Then WHO?!!
<glome> Woody stole the cookie from the cookie jar!
*** glome has been kicked by DrWoody (f*ck you i didn't touch the motherf*cking cookie, bitch)
Ix-nay on the Esus-jay October 5, 2003
♣ ♥ ♠ October 1, 2003
Sorry for the slow updates, but there have been some problems with the Forums. If you are getting an error it is not that you are banned. The head of the company that ran that Forum's servers just quit his job, just like that. What luck :(
- Shii's Song Brandy199
- Tale of Two Monkeys
- Fatboy Slim - Weapon of Choice Gareth Forman
- Star Search - Oliver Sat1
- Videograph: Pistachio Pudding Rob Taylor
- Chinco Ondo (English Version)Anesan
- Facts on Farts Brenna Lorenz
- Smiley Download
"If one's finances run to it, employ an amusing dwarf to pass round the cocktails; but if one is financially embarrassed, make do with a pet badger with a tray of canapés strapped to its back."
- The Chap Magazine, How To Be A Student
<TehSpam> http://scienceworld.wol...
<TehSpam> my site. :)
<TehSpam> Look at that math.
Well, I don't really like Stick Figure flash, but if it stands out above the rest, then I do. I think the Stick Figure remake of Fatboy Slim - Weapon of Choice was pretty well done as it compares to the actual music video on MTV, MuchMusic, etc. The Course is one of the few Stick Flash series I enjoy.
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