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GooBeR Chikk   July 24, 2001

[Goober]
*Little Black Sheep vs. GoobZilla*
Early one morning little black sheep woke up from a horrible nightmare. He screamed out "The british are comming!" Realizing that he was up late studying for his History exam he rushed off to school forgeting to eat brakfast as his mother tries to stop him on the way out. On the way to school he bumps into this rock. Noticing it is attatched to something larger. He looks up... it seems to be a tree stump reaching to the sky. But the higher he look the more the object began to develop. It seems to be some kind of well lets say the rock was acually one of the many toenails of this monster. The legs looked like tree barks. And the body.... It was a Giant chocolate coverd nut. The arms where nothing but these thin week branches of tree's the fingers where nothing but leaves. The little black sheep Gulped in fright. Stepping back as slowly as possible. He failed to realize that this horrible beast has already seen him. The tummy grawled on the beast as the beast bent over towards the little black sheep. the sheep screached at the top of his lungs... like a female human. Nothing like any other sheep has done before. So naturally as any super hero would do for a dansle in distress Superman flies down to the rescue. Noticing it was nothing but a common sheep as the closer he got. He thought to himself " well I was already pulled away from Passions my favorate soap, why not just do the little fellow a favor" so he swoops down and takes the tiny little sheep into his arms. Takes him to safety, wich happend to be school. Not to many kids thought it was a safe place. But compared to that monster... the sheep was happy to be there. He took his test... i guess being almost frightend to death helped him with his exam. He aced it! as he was running home to tell his mother of the good news... he tripped over a rock. The poor little thing was knocked out by another rock sitting by it. Little did the sheep know that it was that verry same monster he had ran into earlier that day. Well the monster being the mean ogar that she was (yes, turns out it was a she) picks the little sheep up. The monsters tummer grawls again. She brings it closer and closer to her face with her tiny little branch arms and just as she was about to... the sheep wakes up!!! Yet againt he sheep lets out that womanly yelp. The monster Gulped... and sweetly wispered "please.... I am not going to harm you." The sheep wimperd back " you.... you... you promise?" Then the Monster replied " did you hear my tummy grawling... is that why you are scared??" the sheep peeped "why... yes" The Monster's tone changed verry quickly from a light soft wisper to a rage of hunger and fearlessness.... "Well thats because I am hungry!!!!!" and GULP... the Monster swallowed the poor little sheep whole. Turns around and trips over the little black sheep's school books. Who whould have thought that a big ol' monster could trip over something so small. As the monster fell crashing down... turning into a bunch of small little peanuts coverd in chocolate. Also known as goobers. The little Black sheep that was swallowed whole was freed. Being hungry himself and knowing all his friends likes peanuts and chocolates he brought the whole bunch of them home with him. Eating as much as he could on the way.
The Moral of this story: When you feel like all hope is lost... it probubly is! And fate can be that weird and twisted at times


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