January 26 2002 ...and have a picture for you

[Winner] AIM Wazzap!!! Fieldmarshall
123456789 F*** Shit Piss Bob Orilee
5 Things That Make Counter-Stike Look Stupid Edge Calibar
Tales for the L337 Chris Coutts
Fukémon: Fukémon Party 2000 Pirata Cobra
Memory Madness Worldwide Productions
Archived Captions from Jan 22 2002

January 25 2002 ...and I saw her nipple

Al Qaeda Employee Handbook Mondo
Support September 11 ???
A Kid and his Marker
Mary The Bitch Sam's Cola
2 Euro
Usar JeffK

Inside Jokes
Hewo Jonny
Chepy Dink Inc.
Chepy War Dink Inc.
Nokia Cellphone Secret Sners
go to rally's reALLY FAST!!! Rob B

January 24 2002 ...and her name starts with S

Why would I post old flash videos by Heavy or Pornholio or IceBox? They are old everyone has seen them before, but I bet you can't find them again. Those companies are charging membership fees to watch their flash movies. They inspired people like me to download Macromedia Flash and make flash movies, but the only things we can come up with were importing jpegs and having them dance around to some MP3 we got off Napster or Morpheus:
Gender-Neautral AKWare
I Am The Man Spudnewt

Anyways, enjoy these riské videos for free, and yes, I probably will get in tons of trouble for doing this.
3's Company Pornholio NSFW
Fuck To The Future Pornholio NSFW
Hogans Pornos Pornholio NSFW
I Dream of Charlie Pornholio NSFW
Wayne's Watch Pornholio NSFW

>In the News : Beauty Pageant Queen Mouth Stuck Open after Pleasing all the Judges
OMG, you guys made me laugh with that caption thing. I'm gonna leave it up for one more day. Yes, I will post more files tomorrow. I just wanted to rant today. My site got banned by more schools, so I changed the Adu## warnings to NSFW (not safe for work).

January 22 2002 Someone we know's nipple slipped

[Queen]

Archived Captions

I know you can do better with the image caption. I know I've used it before but this picture might be easier for you. Type in a caption for the image underneath.

Battle of the Stick Flash

Bungee Rock Climbing Super Death of Doom Dave Lancaster
The Fight For Life Part 1 Dave Lancaster
The Fight For Life Part 2 Dave Lancaster
The Fight For Life Part 3 Dave Lancaster
The Run Part 1 Dave Lancaster
The Run Part 2 Dave Lancaster
Someone_123 Dave Lancaster
vs.
XiaoXiao 1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7 Zhu_Zhq
The Way of the Exploding Stick Jez and Zhu_Zhq

Webmaster > Free MBoard
Better Windows XP Wallpaper ;)
go to rally's reALLY FAST!!! Rob B (First flash)
Industrious Clock Yugo Nakamura
Don't be an asshole. Sierra has been sick lately.

January 21 2002 Vs. vs. vs.

[Magic fingers please]

fetal navel: im supposed to be an architect
fetal navel: i feel sorry for the pople who will liv in my buildings

Behind The Music That Sucks: Britney Spears Heavy (redirects to UGO)
Behind The Music That Sucks: Chritina Aguilera Heavy (redirects to UGO)
Britney vs. Christina Camp Chaos
Why Macs Are Better Than PC
Summer Tan Lines

You know that small comments board (MBoard) at the top right that you use to post anything but actual comments? Well, I'm gonna give out and host a few for free.
Webmaster > MBoard

fetal navel: y don't u have any pics of jackalopes on your site?
AlbinoBlacksheep: I'm so sorry. I must have forgotten. I could have sworn I had some on.
fetal navel: that's ok
fetal navel: r there some?
fetal navel: that would be cool
AlbinoBlacksheep: what the hell is a jackalope?

January 20 2002 Milano Killer vs. Neil Cicierega

Sazae Milano Killer
Dora Milano Killer
Gor2 Milano Killer
Ite Milano Killer
Tero Milano Killer

Hyakugojyuuichi!! Neil Cicierega
Japanese Pokerap Neil Cicierega
Japanese Pokerap 2 Neil Cicierega
Lesko's Revenge Neil Cicierega
Slipknot Neil Cicierega

January 18 2002 Purple Monkey Dishwasher

[And this one time at band camp] JJGeneral1: i'm still not on your site
YOU ARE NOW

Behind The Music That Sucks: Jennifer Lopez Heavy (redirects to UGO)
Behind The Music That Sucks: Will Smith Heavy (redirects to UGO)
Behind The Music That Sucks: Limp Bizkit Heavy (redirects to UGO)
Behind The Music That Sucks: Sisqo Heavy (redirects to UGO)

Kickups Spikeything
Majick 512 Productions

A man was sitting at the bar in a watering hole whose selling point was that it was on top of the largest skyscraper in town. Another man walked into the bar and asked the bartender for a Jack Daniel's. He downs it in, and then takes a running leap out the window. Much to everybody's surprise, he floats back up and climbs through the window back into the bar. The man at the bar is amazed and asked the man "Hey, how in hell did you do that???" "Easy," says the other man. "Outside this window are some really strong wind currents which can carry you back to the window." "Wow!" says the man at the bar, "I gotta try this!" He takes a running leap out the window and falls to a horrible, bloody, and flat death. "Geez Superman..." says the bartender, "You can be a real jerk when you're drunk!"

January 16 2002 Whazaaaaaaaaap?

Wasabi Cyrus Dern
Elian Bonrop
Genkidesuka

All 7 XiaoXiaos are here. I'll bring you the 8th one as soon as Zhu_Zhq finishes it.

January 16 2002 SITE NEWS

We're moving! The address for the site may change a few times this week, but in the end it will only be www.albinoblacksheep.com  Update Favorites,  Update homepage.

January 13 2002 Sorry it's slow

Pedestrian Killer Flaboratorium
Flow Hoogergrugge and Wiggle
The Pygmy Shrew The POX
Barbie Porn
Zombo.com Zombo
Landing MJ-12
Monkey Sugar

Princess DarkRose: You're taking me to the movies?
Albino Blacksheep: If we meet up
Princess DarkRose: Isn't that going to cost you too much?
Albino Blacksheep: no I have money now
Albino Blacksheep: I will give you $6.50 or whatever it costs
Princess DarkRose: Hey I'm going bra shopping in that case!!!
Albino Blacksheep: want me to buy you a bra? I would love to
Princess DarkRose: Um... hun... when's the last time you went to a movie?
Albino Blacksheep: summer
Princess DarkRose: I know you would but bras cost more than 6.50
Albino Blacksheep: how much are bras? probably cost more for your size
Princess DarkRose: Yeah they're like $30 for a cheap one in my size
Princess DarkRose: DAMN MY BIG BOOBIES!
Princess DarkRose: Mindy likes hers though. They're not as big but she's got them all pushed together cause she's wearing a top that's just too small.

January 9 2002 New XiaoXiaos

XiaoXiao No. 5 Zhu_Zhq
XiaoXiao No. 6 Zhu_Zhq
XiaoXiao No. 7 Zhu_Zhq

January 9 2002 You love us!!! / Dave Thomas died

Polkaroo, polkaroo! Sierra was on her webcam each night, how can you have missed it by now?
So how are my little albino blacksheep doing? Good? Yes. *Pets all you little albino blacksheep* That's good. T'would be nice if you make her a "Sierra Central rocks my panties!!" sign. Don't wear panties? Make it say boxers. For the girls out there I haven't forgetten about you. If you want to see male webcams (yuck) let me know.

[Wendy's] Just in: DDR Dave Thomas
Internet Killed The Video Star e-studio
What is it? Carrotclock
Ultimate Dodgeball CircusX
Mission Objective: Kill Osamam bin Laden Felipe Velasquez

Dave Thomas, founder of Wendy's retaurants (and featured in  Irrational Exuberance, died recently of Liver Cancer if you haven't already heard. I'd like to eat at Wendy's in honour of Dave, but I don't wanna get Liver Cancer and die.

January 8 2002 First Nintendo Update

And without warning, I bring you, the First Nintendo update. BTW, Sierra was on her webcam last night 10pm-11:30pm.

Mario Twins Keith McKnight, Music: Group X
Mario vs. Sonic - The Duel Randy Solem
Mario vs. Sonic - The War Rob Foor
Mario vs. Luigi (Super Fly Brothers) Steven Kim
Bubble Bobble: Role Reversal Nintendo Classics
The Legend of Zelda: The Missing Link
The Legend of Zelda: Episode I Randy Solem
Link The Freeloader Randy Solem
Kill The Old Man from: The Legend of Zelda I-Mockery
Mike Tyson's Punch-Out!! Nintendo Classics
Donkey Kong Country Randy Solem
Chip N' Dale's M.M.O.R.P.G. -Mercury*Storm-
Pong Oska
Jelly EvilZug
Work It EvilZug
Blue EvilZug
The Mame Song Grand Master Peter

[Zelda Sheep]
Super Mario Bros., Super Mario Wold
Bubble Bobble
Mike Tyson's Punch-Out!!
Tetris, A, B
The Legend of Zelda, Underworld
Dr. Mario Chill, Dr. Mario Fever
Sonic The Hedgehog
F-Zero

January 7 2002 Issues

Xtra23Cromizone: what does she do?
Xtra23Cromizone: does she stripp or sumthing?
NitallicaKills: whats the deal with pink and white?
aaegis218: who is sierra? and what issues will she address?
aaegis218: issues she might adress: world peace, children in afganishatana, your mom

Irrational Exuberance (Yatta) Veloso
Pony Canyon - Yatta!
Seagull Season 2001 Dink Inc.
The Long Awaited (3 Days) Meaning of Albino Blacksheep

YOU MISSED IT!!! Sierra was on her webcam roughly between 7pm and 8pm last night. She'll be on more times again. Thanks to all those who watched last night. I know the site said 10pm, but take that up with her.

SierraNicole17: how about 10:00 pm tonight, is that cool?

As for the updates being every other day last week, we were updating the other pages of this site. We are also working on some scripts for this site to make it better. Computer code - you wouldn't understand.

January 6 2002 Sierra Webcam

See Sierra live on her webcam tonight, Sunday January 6, 2002 at 10:15pm EST

Sierra's Webcam

January 6 2002 Sierra Webcam

ReSeT042: i have instructions for you
ReSeT042's mom: ok
ReSeT042: step1 say "flicka flicka hi fiddly fiddly fo"
ReSeT042's mom: flikka flikka hey fiddly fiddly fonkle fo
ReSeT042: step 2 poke yourself i the eye with a shoe
ReSeT042's mom: meh
[Zeeky Implants]
ReSeT042's mom: jesus why do you still tak to that loser?
ReSeT042: i used to like the site, before the porn.

AlbinoBlacksheep: flicka flicka hi fiddly fiddly fo
ReSeT042: lol
ReSeT042: that was my mom
AlbinoBlacksheep: ReSeT042's mom is your mom?
ReSeT042: yes
ReSeT042: dont
ReSeT042: ever
ReSeT042: talk
ReSeT042: to
ReSeT042: her
AlbinoBlacksheep: <--- posting her IM name tonight on the site
ReSeT042: fucking kill you

January 4 2002 One time at band camp

[Sign Sign everywhere a sign] Let's Get Ready To Kill Aaron Premo
Osama Sissy Fight Joe Cartoon
You Don't Know Jack... Twisted Humor
Hamster Taxidermy Hamster-Taxidermy
Poop Machine Crazy-Cards

I passed my final driving test today! T'was brutal. Now I can work on updates. Right now I'm trying to add some scripted features. For all those looking for tits on this site - there are tons. There was over a dozen last update. My advice, look hard. A girl don't show you just because. Coming soon... The meaning of "Albino Blacksheep".

January 2 2002 Happy Hangover

[Zeeky the Tourist] Britney, Britney, Britney. Jay Donaldson NSFW
All Your World Trade Center ValidateThis
Board?
Banzai: The Celebrity Sexy Part Selection 4E

My New Year's was amazing. Best ever maybe. In some part in the night we (drugged and drunk) were watching a TV Game Show called Banzai - where you place bets on retarted things, like: Who has the biggest penis; which woman is really a man; how long can Mr. Shake Hand Man shake hands with celebrity; or which guy will steal a car the fastest. I think my favorite was the Squirel fishing contest.

Download RealPlayer 8

Lying Breast Puzzle
45k 80k NSFW

Peter Purves Satanic Message Puzzle
45k 80k

Bachelor Bra Buying Bet
45k 80k NSFW

Andy Crane Spin Cycle Rodeo
45k 80k

Stupid Dog Sausage challenge
45k 80k

 

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