June X 2001 email address

[Cabbage Patch KId] I was browsing around the Internet and I realised that there are more sites better than mine than I originally thought. I will take action, and improve my site. I know what sucks, I know what you don't click on, I know that there is stuff on this site that sucks. Just because it's there, doesn't mean I think it's so great. One major problem with the site is that it's not personal enough. My name has become Mr. or Miss Albino Blacksheep. That's not my name!!! WTF? Also, this site isn't about sheep whatsoever. If it's about any animal, it would be about bunnies. This site is about nothing. Albino Blacksheep is just a name. Do people not really get this site? Believe me, there is very little about this site to get. No one ever emails me hate mail anymore.

June X 2001 Link Test

Link test #1:
If I link to this site, will this site link me back without me having to email them and ask.

Result: Linked

Link test #2:
If I link to this site, with that site's logo , will that site link to Albino Blacksheep with text as well as any of the 3 Albino Blacksheep logos that can be found here? Furthermore, will one of the site's affiliated sites link to me too just because for bonus points?

Notes: The test ends July 2, 2001.

Result: Passed phase one of link test #2 in record time. Also, used a big image for extra extra bonus point. Found Albino Blacksheep link in affiliate site Link's section. No affiliate's main page links yet. dumbfoxx passes with over the the minimum amount of points.

Link test #3:
To see if dumbfoxx puts an image link back up to my site. Btw, Susie is cool. Thanks for joining our two site (now three site) network.

June X 2001 Rant

[All Your Sheep Are Belong To Us. Legend of Zelda] They want me to let you know that here is the part of the website where the WebMaster whines and complains. It is known across the Internet as a rant. First off, there are not any good sites on the Internet. They want me to have you Click here for the best one. I am also running out of space online. I want to give you so many files and illegal things but this is not allowed... not yet and not here not yet not now no how. So then contact me if you want to give me a lot of space. I will even pay money for it. They want me to let you know that I have reached #1 of all the sites on Geocities, I think, and except for the Geocities main page, and Best of The Web dropped to #13 in it's category. We all watch less TV now, and I need to keep my mind busy or else it will eat itself, like stomachs do when they get hungry. They also want me to let you know that my computer blew up and I was able to make the remains usable, and that I cannot open this pickle jar. They also want me to tell you to submit your own bunny stories to albinoblacksheep@yahoo.ca in the psyche of Jessica TheDoll. Also, 'The' and 'Doll' is one word in her world. On top of this the they asked me to tell you that the new catch phrase that everyone will be talking about around the water cooler (I drink from the tap) will be 'vre vre vre'. 'Vre vre vre' is said like a bunny with bucked teeth and when she (the bunny) is trying to talk, her teeth get in the way so it sounds like 'vre vre vre'. I honestly don't know what 'vre vre vre' sounds like, but you can submit a sound file so I can hear what YOU think it sounds like and I will put it online and credit you and you will be famous and even infamous. If no one submits bunny sounds, then they want me to let you know that I will have to let you know what it sounds like by trying to type it how it sounds and to ask you to stay tuned for an update. They also tell me to keep it simple.

June X 2001 Jocks vs. Nerds

Michael Jordan having "retired," with $40 million in endorsements, makes $178,100 a day, working or not.

If he sleeps 7 hours a night, he makes $52,000 every night while visions of sugarplums dance in his head.

If he goes to see a movie, it'll cost him $7.00, but he'll make $18,550 while he's there.

If he decides to have a 5-minute egg, he'll make $618 while boiling it.

He makes $7,415/hr more than minimum wage.

He'll make $3,710 while watching each episode of Friends.

If he wanted to save up for a new Acura NSX ($90,000) it would take him a whole 12 hours.

If someone were to hand him his salary and endorsement money, they would have to do it at the rate of $2.00 every second.

He'll probably pay around $200 for a nice round of golf, but will be reimbursed $33,390 for that round.

Assuming he puts the federal maximum of 15% of his income into a tax deferred account (401k), his contributions will hit the federal cap of $9500 at 8:30 a.m. on January 1st.

If you were given a penny for every 10 dollars he made, you'd be living comfortably at $65,000 a year.

He'll make about $19.60 while watching the 100 meter dash in the Olympics, and about $15,600 during the Boston Marathon.

While the common person is spending about $20 for a meal in his trendy Chicago restaurant, he'll pull in about $5600.

This year, he'll make more than twice as much as all U.S. past presidents for all of their terms combined. Amazing isn't it?

However...
If Jordan saves 100% of his income for the next 450 years, he'll still have less than Bill Gates has today.

$$$ Game over. Nerd wins.

June X 2001 Apple Computer Virus

horist
Member
Posts: 1378
From: Wauconda/Schaumburg IL
Registered: Oct 2000
posted June 20, 2001 07:06 PM
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Originally posted by phrogman46:
why that is funny mike I never got one [computer virus] e[i]ther
[This message has been edited by phrogman46 (edited June 20, 2001).]

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That's cause you're using an apple... a virus sees an apple and it's like "AHHH!!! GET IT AWAY! I want to infect something that will make a difference! But If I infect apples it will only stop work for like 15 people world wide!"

 

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